If this becomes a (s)hit, it can take on further... gives an oppurtunity for people to comeup with some ingenious questions themselves about mamaman..
Lemme tell you... It is rather difficult to understand mamaman.. He is omnipresent and omnipotent... However a glimpse of him can be understood through these short question answers sections:
(1) Where was mama-man's poonal fabricated?
A : In the valcanoic mountains of Mordor.... (for no apparent reason) !!
(2) Wat was mama-man wearing when he was born ?
A : mamaman was born naked... However kindam did his upanayanam immediately after his birth and put the special poonal on him !!
(3) Who gifted mama-man the 'kadukan of chaos' on his birth?
A : His bitch aunt B^4 (Big Black Bitch B (Name would be kept anonymous upto the last part !!))...She is the antagonist of the story !!
(4) What is mama-man's favourite hang-out place and why ?
A : junk food places..Mamaman loves french fries.. And his bitches go crazy when they see his gluttonous self !!
(5) Why would mamaman need to check his mail boxes frequently?
A : For coupons to go to fast food places !!
(6) How did mamaman improve respiration skills in people ?
A : By his gasing..Everywhere he goes people have to inhale...hold.... !!!
(7) What can mamaman's thoppai do to a bad guy ?
A : It can resonate an 'eapam' so loud that the bad bitch's ear drums would shatter
(8) What can mamaman's thoppai do to a good girl ?
A : It can resonate with a charm an 'eapam' that will make a girl 'come' through her 'ears'
(9) What makes mamaman angry ?
A : Seeing somebody with a big thoppai...
(10) What do you need to measure mama man's thoppai ?
A : A string that stretches from mercury's centroid to pluto's centroid
(11) What marked the genesis of mamaman ?
A : A crater in the Jupiter's surface
(12) A thief takes all of 'mami's' ornaments right in front of mamaman..But mamaman doesnot do anything....why ?
A : Because mamaman is saying 'abhivaadaye' and is looking down...So couldnt see the front....
(13) What do you have to be to calm down mamaman ?
A : You have to be His dream bitch....mami
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Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Mamaman - beginnings (Part 1)
The scene is set to 4025 A.D (41st century), Human life in the entire universe is under peril..... Criminal Abhistoo maamis in their 'ombodhu gajam kanchipuram madisaarus' and 'fat jarigai blouses' are trying to take over the human race....With all hopes dying all the poor ambis in the world get together for a clandestine meeting and make a decision that will change the destiny of the universe for ever.. With great deliberation and effort the best 5 ambis are chosen to perform a special yagna in dhruva loka (pole star) far far away from the abhistoo mamis.... raps, rish, rina, krat, and abrh - the 5 chosen ones with great difficulty clear immigration and fly away to dhruva loka on a 'Tourist Visa' !! ...
There they meet the king of dhruva loka 'pusi' who is also an active advocate of the AAMM (Anti-Abhistoo Maamis Movement)... With the secret purpose of their visit revealed by the Ambis to the King, the King takes the ambis for a visit to his classified research facility where the ambis go spellbound to find scientists and researchers working in labs creating advanced weapons to use against the Abhistoo Maamis from time immemorial !!!....
The turning point happens when the ambis meet the chief scientist Tiger Varadharachariar who is incharge of the place. On the basement floor of the building that has the latest State of the art ultra-modern inventions, the scientist says the following words :
'WELCOME TO THE "CENTER FOR ADVANCED OBLITERATION AND FABRICATION OF MACHINES FOR MAAMIS DESTRUCTION'!! IN SHORT WE CALL THIS PLACE THE ADOBMADE TEMPLE... WELL....THIS LAB IS MORE OF A TEMPLE THAN A RESEARCH CENTER.. COME HERE... SIT DOWN BY THE AGNI KUNDAM ... THIS IS THE DEAL... AFTER TOILING FOR MORE THAN 300 YEARS, WE HAVE COMEUP WITH SPECIAL MANDRAMS AND FORMULAE THAT CAN FINALLY PROVIDE A FOOLPROOF CLOSED-FORM SOLUTION TO THE MAAMIS PROBLEM..
BUT FOR THAT WE WOULD NEED TO DO SOME EXPERIMENTS...THERE ARE NO SURMISES ABOUT THE DURATION OF THE EXPERIMENTS OR THE OUTCOME... BUT THE EXPERIMENT ITSELF IS WORTH A TRY...WE WANT 5 PEOPLE TO TEST ON...AND THE 5 OF U ARE PERFECT...NO AMBI IN DHRUVA LOKA EVER TOOK UP THIS TASK ESPECIALLY BECAUSE OF PUSI'S WORST GOVERNMENT POLICY THAT THE EXPERIEMENTS HAD TO BE CONDUCTED ONLY ON ANIMALS OR 'IMMIGRANTS' !! WE TRIED THE EXPERIMENTS ON ANIMALS...THE MANDRAMS FAILED...AND NOW YOU GUYS ARE HERE...AND YOU GUYS ARE ALL FORIEGN IMMIGRANTS..PUSI WOULDNOT LEAVE YOU OUT OF THE PLANET UNTIL YOU COOPERATE WITH US.. SO PLEASE BE GOOD...
The ambis look at each other in surprise.. On the one hand they have this noble intention of saving the universe from evil maamis so that the future generation ambis can be liberated from their control... On the other hand 'what if the experiment fails?' is the question that reigns their mind... But with the trust on Tiger Varadharachariar, the ambis decide to take on the experiment.
With enormous amounts of tharpai, ennai and nai, the agni is kept lit...About 5000 fat mamas gather and perform the great yagna... The Yagna lasts for about 235 years.... On the oct 3rd (lunar ecllipse) of the 236th year, a strange phenomenon happens...The 5 ambis start to feel something is happening to them.... By some unknown power, their hands start to stick together, then slowly their legs stick together....then faces, then the eyes, nose and so on... Finally all the parts of the 5 ambis become into ONE SINGLE BODY... THE BODY LOOKS ALL THE MORE HANDSOME NOW.... A SUPERHERO IS BORN !!
The moment this happens various things happen in the different parts of the universe... A huge chunk from the planet Saturn breaksoff with a big bang due to the gaseous activity that happened during the birth of the superhero....
When the baby superhero touches his Kudumi, the velocity of revolution of planet venus increases 656 times....
The Sun god himself walks and comes to dhruva loka and puts an 'agni namam' on the forehead of the superhero-baby...
With the baby born, Rishi-muni Kindam - the rajguru of Pusi - comes to bless the baby.. When Pusi requests the rajguru to give the baby a name, the raj guru christens the baby NARASIMHA CHARI IYENGAR and tells every one to call him CHARI!!
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Well.....Thats the beginning of our super-hero.....It would be later that the baby would growup and perform some super-stuff and the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE WOULD HAIL HIM 'MAMA-MAN !!
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PTS (11th august 2009)
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There they meet the king of dhruva loka 'pusi' who is also an active advocate of the AAMM (Anti-Abhistoo Maamis Movement)... With the secret purpose of their visit revealed by the Ambis to the King, the King takes the ambis for a visit to his classified research facility where the ambis go spellbound to find scientists and researchers working in labs creating advanced weapons to use against the Abhistoo Maamis from time immemorial !!!....
The turning point happens when the ambis meet the chief scientist Tiger Varadharachariar who is incharge of the place. On the basement floor of the building that has the latest State of the art ultra-modern inventions, the scientist says the following words :
'WELCOME TO THE "CENTER FOR ADVANCED OBLITERATION AND FABRICATION OF MACHINES FOR MAAMIS DESTRUCTION'!! IN SHORT WE CALL THIS PLACE THE ADOBMADE TEMPLE... WELL....THIS LAB IS MORE OF A TEMPLE THAN A RESEARCH CENTER.. COME HERE... SIT DOWN BY THE AGNI KUNDAM ... THIS IS THE DEAL... AFTER TOILING FOR MORE THAN 300 YEARS, WE HAVE COMEUP WITH SPECIAL MANDRAMS AND FORMULAE THAT CAN FINALLY PROVIDE A FOOLPROOF CLOSED-FORM SOLUTION TO THE MAAMIS PROBLEM..
BUT FOR THAT WE WOULD NEED TO DO SOME EXPERIMENTS...THERE ARE NO SURMISES ABOUT THE DURATION OF THE EXPERIMENTS OR THE OUTCOME... BUT THE EXPERIMENT ITSELF IS WORTH A TRY...WE WANT 5 PEOPLE TO TEST ON...AND THE 5 OF U ARE PERFECT...NO AMBI IN DHRUVA LOKA EVER TOOK UP THIS TASK ESPECIALLY BECAUSE OF PUSI'S WORST GOVERNMENT POLICY THAT THE EXPERIEMENTS HAD TO BE CONDUCTED ONLY ON ANIMALS OR 'IMMIGRANTS' !! WE TRIED THE EXPERIMENTS ON ANIMALS...THE MANDRAMS FAILED...AND NOW YOU GUYS ARE HERE...AND YOU GUYS ARE ALL FORIEGN IMMIGRANTS..PUSI WOULDNOT LEAVE YOU OUT OF THE PLANET UNTIL YOU COOPERATE WITH US.. SO PLEASE BE GOOD...
The ambis look at each other in surprise.. On the one hand they have this noble intention of saving the universe from evil maamis so that the future generation ambis can be liberated from their control... On the other hand 'what if the experiment fails?' is the question that reigns their mind... But with the trust on Tiger Varadharachariar, the ambis decide to take on the experiment.
With enormous amounts of tharpai, ennai and nai, the agni is kept lit...About 5000 fat mamas gather and perform the great yagna... The Yagna lasts for about 235 years.... On the oct 3rd (lunar ecllipse) of the 236th year, a strange phenomenon happens...The 5 ambis start to feel something is happening to them.... By some unknown power, their hands start to stick together, then slowly their legs stick together....then faces, then the eyes, nose and so on... Finally all the parts of the 5 ambis become into ONE SINGLE BODY... THE BODY LOOKS ALL THE MORE HANDSOME NOW.... A SUPERHERO IS BORN !!
The moment this happens various things happen in the different parts of the universe... A huge chunk from the planet Saturn breaksoff with a big bang due to the gaseous activity that happened during the birth of the superhero....
When the baby superhero touches his Kudumi, the velocity of revolution of planet venus increases 656 times....
The Sun god himself walks and comes to dhruva loka and puts an 'agni namam' on the forehead of the superhero-baby...
With the baby born, Rishi-muni Kindam - the rajguru of Pusi - comes to bless the baby.. When Pusi requests the rajguru to give the baby a name, the raj guru christens the baby NARASIMHA CHARI IYENGAR and tells every one to call him CHARI!!
###############################################
Well.....Thats the beginning of our super-hero.....It would be later that the baby would growup and perform some super-stuff and the ENTIRE HUMAN RACE WOULD HAIL HIM 'MAMA-MAN !!
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PTS (11th august 2009)
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