Mama-man (feelers - Part 1) - 2nd blog

If this becomes a (s)hit, it can take on further... gives an oppurtunity for people to comeup with some ingenious questions themselves about mamaman..
Lemme tell you... It is rather difficult to understand mamaman.. He is omnipresent and omnipotent... However a glimpse of him can be understood through these short question answers sections:

(1) Where was mama-man's poonal fabricated?
A : In the valcanoic mountains of Mordor.... (for no apparent reason) !!

(2) Wat was mama-man wearing when he was born ?
A : mamaman was born naked... However kindam did his upanayanam immediately after his birth and put the special poonal on him !!

(3) Who gifted mama-man the 'kadukan of chaos' on his birth?
A : His bitch aunt B^4 (Big Black Bitch B (Name would be kept anonymous upto the last part !!))...She is the antagonist of the story !!

(4) What is mama-man's favourite hang-out place and why ?
A : junk food places..Mamaman loves french fries.. And his bitches go crazy when they see his gluttonous self !!

(5) Why would mamaman need to check his mail boxes frequently?
A : For coupons to go to fast food places !!

(6) How did mamaman improve respiration skills in people ?
A : By his gasing..Everywhere he goes people have to inhale...hold.... !!!

(7) What can mamaman's thoppai do to a bad guy ?
A : It can resonate an 'eapam' so loud that the bad bitch's ear drums would shatter

(8) What can mamaman's thoppai do to a good girl ?
A : It can resonate with a charm an 'eapam' that will make a girl 'come' through her 'ears'

(9) What makes mamaman angry ?
A : Seeing somebody with a big thoppai...

(10) What do you need to measure mama man's thoppai ?
A : A string that stretches from mercury's centroid to pluto's centroid

(11) What marked the genesis of mamaman ?
A : A crater in the Jupiter's surface

(12) A thief takes all of 'mami's' ornaments right in front of mamaman..But mamaman doesnot do anything....why ?
A : Because mamaman is saying 'abhivaadaye' and is looking down...So couldnt see the front....

(13) What do you have to be to calm down mamaman ?
A : You have to be His dream bitch....mami

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